Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
Pareja busca un tercero  > humor  > Funny Profile Headlines      Home login  
Sites relacionamento japonesesPage 1 of 2    (знакомства в воронеже, сайт знакомства ру)
I searched for funny profile headlines, but didn't find anything. I thought it would be fun to track funny headlines that you have read, used, or come up with!

-Sorry, my best photo is a mugshot :(

Rencontre & fsdg pdf
Posted: 6/30/2012 9:51:48 AM
Latest funny one I've seen and I've seen a few :-

Satisfaction guaranteed or your orgasm back
 Rencontre dans le metro lyon
Joined: 5/25/2011
Msg: 3
Rencontres esternay
Posted: 6/30/2012 5:01:01 PM
Click for virus! < ; ))) ><
 Site de rencontre rondeur et solitude
Joined: 6/14/2012
Msg: 4
Site de rencontre gratuit bruxelles
Posted: 6/30/2012 7:11:51 PM
I've seen a few funny ones, although I like to think that my current one is funny.

Headlines I've come across:
So a baby seal walks into a club...
I moustache you a question
You stink
Looking for dove in a soapless place...
 Annonces rencontres adultes dakar
Joined: 4/5/2012
Msg: 5
10canadian dating free site totally online
Posted: 7/2/2012 12:09:12 AM
Who reads the headlines? You're supposed to look at their pics.
 17 year old dating a 23 year old
Joined: 3/19/2012
Msg: 6
18 year old dating 15 year old okay
Posted: 7/3/2012 9:04:51 AM
My favorite are the various forms of "Willing to lie about how we met."
 1commandments dating song alive o
Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 7
Are you dating a psychopath huffington post
Posted: 7/3/2012 9:20:29 AM
You should all probably keep an eye on mine - me and my new guy have a conversation going via our headlines... changes about 2-3 times a day

The one i've got at the moment is the sanest one this week :p
Courtship dating crystal castles lyrics meaning
Posted: 7/3/2012 1:50:00 PM
one I have not seen but made up: Plenty of Fruitcakes
Dating in richmond va colleges and universities around
Posted: 7/4/2012 3:28:40 AM
' The nuts or me?' drew 15 new messengers yesterday :)

had 8 this morning with 'Fructis on toast at 9.30?'

The random ones will always draw more attention than the others... when I was looking to date I had a really lame one up... 'looking for a genuine guy' then when i changed it to 'not looking for a genuine guy' I got very popular very quickly and had a lot of funny comments on it .
Dating someone who is going through a divorce
Posted: 7/4/2012 4:31:54 AM
My favourite one I used is- My mom says I am kind of a Big Deal... You can not look conceited this way, as your mom has said so...
 Drake and rihanna dating july 2015
Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 11
Going to college with no dating experience
Posted: 7/4/2012 4:38:10 AM
my absolute favourite one so far has been ' Seriously cute ass - did headline for a dare'

Lol - I got dared to do this and had to collect more than 5 comments on the headline bythe end of the day...

It got tiring very very quickly but I won the dare :)
List all the free dating site online
Posted: 7/6/2012 9:37:33 AM
One I actually saw that made me think "you're doing it wrong."

"If I were a drug, you'd be in rehab."

 List of all 10free dating sites
Joined: 6/25/2012
Msg: 13
Local marriage dating sites free muslim
Posted: 7/12/2012 4:23:05 PM
Run a dating site for gamers and nerds
Posted: 7/13/2012 1:13:53 AM
"Most want Prince Charming. I want my Aladdin!"
Don't get it? Go (re)watch Aladdin =)
 Sedating dogs for travel by car
Joined: 5/11/2011
Msg: 15
Thai online dating sites reviews 2015
Posted: 7/13/2012 11:51:51 PM
At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.
 Tips for dating ariane game how to win
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 16
Top free dating sites plenty of fish
Posted: 7/14/2012 1:05:50 PM

At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.

Hahahahaha! Awesome.

Who is j lo dating 2015
Posted: 7/22/2012 5:52:37 PM
pmsl nice one
sure made me laugh
Why you should not try online dating
Posted: 12/23/2012 8:33:48 AM
Irony: Women with implants want "REAL" men...

 Your ex starts dating someone new
Joined: 11/30/2012
Msg: 19

Posted: 12/26/2012 11:24:43 PM
"Get me off this website!"
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 20

Posted: 1/4/2013 1:23:18 PM
"You probably don't meet my standards either"

Seemed to up the traffic to my profile. Eeven though I only date in real life and am only here for the forums
Joined: 9/24/2012
Msg: 21

Posted: 1/13/2013 10:38:34 AM
mine is katie 2u2 think I might change it to what katie did next
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 22

Posted: 1/13/2013 1:49:47 PM
"Mountain Man neds tamin" ...And man he sure looked like it ahahahaahhahaha
Joined: 2/26/2009
Msg: 23

Posted: 1/13/2013 3:31:52 PM
I've tagged a few along with my own comments:

"I'm a girl with the personality of a dude” - This is such a turn on for about seven minutes.

"Enigmatic" - You're 21 years old. You're about as enigmatic as what's about to come out of my toaster.

"Let's try this" - Oh, why not? I thought, let's not try this, but no one was interested.

"Just courious"- Intreeging.

"Live like we're dying" - This sounds like the perfect date. Let's hook up and pretend we're in the final stages of cancer before we both imitate the throes of death and collapse on the ground in a crumpled heap. Then, dinner?

";)" - The perfect way to show that you're clever without being able to think of anything clever to say.

"Fun, outgoing, brown eyed lady" - If your eye color is so important that it needs to be in your headline, don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture.

"I won't give up" - Apparently people don't understand how creepy it is to say this before you even meet someone. Try waiting a year or so before telling me you'll NEVER LET ME GO.

"What's poppin?" - Firecrackers? Rice Krispies? Your zits? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Creepers, perverts, and weirdos will be ignored" - ****.

"Let's get a lil mud on the tires... :)" - Please don't explain this.

"Would you like a sweet cuddle bunny?" - You haven't even met me yet and you're giving yourself a pet name?

"I’m the fish that gets thrown back in the water :(" - I dream of the day I meet a girl that gives me my first suicide note. This is my chance.

"Can U Love a Tranny?" - Can, or will?

":) Get it while it’s hot!" - How much for extra toppings?

"They say it happens when you least expect it...” - Like right after you advertise it on the world’s biggest free online dating service?

"??????" - ??????

I've got more if anyone's interested...
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 24

Posted: 1/13/2013 3:37:39 PM
Ahahahhahaha too funny !!
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 25

Posted: 1/13/2013 7:54:39 PM
"Why don't stay here?"
 > humor  > Funny Profile Headlines