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I searched for funny profile headlines, but didn't find anything. I thought it would be fun to track funny headlines that you have read, used, or come up with!

-Sorry, my best photo is a mugshot :(

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Posted: 6/30/2012 9:51:48 AM
Latest funny one I've seen and I've seen a few :-


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Posted: 6/30/2012 5:01:01 PM
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Posted: 6/30/2012 7:11:51 PM
I've seen a few funny ones, although I like to think that my current one is funny.

Headlines I've come across:
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Posted: 7/2/2012 12:09:12 AM
Who reads the headlines? You're supposed to look at their pics.
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Posted: 7/3/2012 9:04:51 AM
My favorite are the various forms of "Willing to lie about how we met."
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Posted: 7/3/2012 9:20:29 AM
You should all probably keep an eye on mine - me and my new guy have a conversation going via our headlines... changes about 2-3 times a day

The one i've got at the moment is the sanest one this week :p
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Posted: 7/3/2012 1:50:00 PM
one I have not seen but made up: Plenty of Fruitcakes
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Posted: 7/4/2012 3:28:40 AM
' The nuts or me?' drew 15 new messengers yesterday :)

had 8 this morning with 'Fructis on toast at 9.30?'

The random ones will always draw more attention than the others... when I was looking to date I had a really lame one up... 'looking for a genuine guy' then when i changed it to 'not looking for a genuine guy' I got very popular very quickly and had a lot of funny comments on it .
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Posted: 7/4/2012 4:31:54 AM
My favourite one I used is- My mom says I am kind of a Big Deal... You can not look conceited this way, as your mom has said so...
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Posted: 7/4/2012 4:38:10 AM
my absolute favourite one so far has been ' Seriously cute ass - did headline for a dare'

Lol - I got dared to do this and had to collect more than 5 comments on the headline bythe end of the day...

It got tiring very very quickly but I won the dare :)
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Posted: 7/6/2012 9:37:33 AM
One I actually saw that made me think "you're doing it wrong."

"If I were a drug, you'd be in rehab."

What?
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Posted: 7/12/2012 4:23:05 PM
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Posted: 7/13/2012 1:13:53 AM
"Most want Prince Charming. I want my Aladdin!"
Don't get it? Go (re)watch Aladdin =)
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Posted: 7/13/2012 11:51:51 PM
At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.
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Posted: 7/14/2012 1:05:50 PM

At the moment, I am using "I got a Dig Bick" ...... with any luck they will re-read the headline and get a chuckle.


Hahahahaha! Awesome.

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Posted: 7/22/2012 5:52:37 PM
pmsl nice one
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Posted: 12/23/2012 8:33:48 AM
Irony: Women with implants want "REAL" men...

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Posted: 12/26/2012 11:24:43 PM
"Get me off this website!"
 
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 20


Posted: 1/4/2013 1:23:18 PM
"You probably don't meet my standards either"

Seemed to up the traffic to my profile. Eeven though I only date in real life and am only here for the forums
 
Joined: 9/24/2012
Msg: 21

Posted: 1/13/2013 10:38:34 AM
mine is katie 2u2 think I might change it to what katie did next
 
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 22

Posted: 1/13/2013 1:49:47 PM
"Mountain Man neds tamin" ...And man he sure looked like it ahahahaahhahaha
 
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Msg: 23


Posted: 1/13/2013 3:31:52 PM
I've tagged a few along with my own comments:

"I'm a girl with the personality of a dude” - This is such a turn on for about seven minutes.

"Enigmatic" - You're 21 years old. You're about as enigmatic as what's about to come out of my toaster.

"Let's try this" - Oh, why not? I thought, let's not try this, but no one was interested.

"Just courious"- Intreeging.

"Live like we're dying" - This sounds like the perfect date. Let's hook up and pretend we're in the final stages of cancer before we both imitate the throes of death and collapse on the ground in a crumpled heap. Then, dinner?

";)" - The perfect way to show that you're clever without being able to think of anything clever to say.

"Fun, outgoing, brown eyed lady" - If your eye color is so important that it needs to be in your headline, don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture.

"I won't give up" - Apparently people don't understand how creepy it is to say this before you even meet someone. Try waiting a year or so before telling me you'll NEVER LET ME GO.

"What's poppin?" - Firecrackers? Rice Krispies? Your zits? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Creepers, perverts, and weirdos will be ignored" - ****.

"Let's get a lil mud on the tires... :)" - Please don't explain this.

"Would you like a sweet cuddle bunny?" - You haven't even met me yet and you're giving yourself a pet name?

"I’m the fish that gets thrown back in the water :(" - I dream of the day I meet a girl that gives me my first suicide note. This is my chance.

"Can U Love a Tranny?" - Can, or will?

":) Get it while it’s hot!" - How much for extra toppings?

"They say it happens when you least expect it...” - Like right after you advertise it on the world’s biggest free online dating service?

"??????" - ??????

I've got more if anyone's interested...
 
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 24

Posted: 1/13/2013 3:37:39 PM
Ahahahhahaha too funny !!
 
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 25


Posted: 1/13/2013 7:54:39 PM
"Why don't stay here?"
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