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  • File Size: 2889 KB
  • Print Length: 373 pages
  • Publisher: HMH Books for Young Readers; 1 edition (January 18, 2010)
  • Publication Date: January 18, 2010
  • Sold by: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003UV91AQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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By on November 26, 2008
Format: Hardcover Vine Customer Review of Free Product ( What's this? )
Beth Fantaskey's "Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side" is a tongue-in-cheek teenage vampire romance that will have you cheering for its heroine. Jessica Packwood is an adopted Romanian orphan with loving, hippie parents. Raised on a strict vegan diet, she's a math geek, and at seventeen, she's never been kissed. She's not afraid of getting dirty; she helps muck stables and does household chores on the farm as the only child. Her invisible social life goes on predictably until the first day of her senior year, when a creepy guy in a velvet coat suddenly turns up as the new Romanian exchange student living on her farm.

Lucius Vladescu is tall, dark, handsome, multilingual and irritating: he's on several medal-winning sports teams and picks up new skills with ease. He claims that Jessica is really a vampire princess, the last of her line, and that he's a vampire prince and her betrothed. Jessica is very grounded in math and proven fact, and can't tolerate his claims of being a supernatural creature (perhaps Jess's literal thinking is also a rebellion against her New Age hippie parents and their vegan lifestyle). He gives her the "Teen Vampire's Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions" to aid her in her transition (according to Fantaskey's mythology, a female vampire reaches maturity at eighteen, and cannot complete her transformation without being bitten by a male vampire), buys her beautiful prom dresses, and encourages her to embrace her intelligence, beauty and royal status.

Jessica and Lucius's clans are teetering on the brink of a full-scale vampire war if the two fail to marry as set forth in their contract, but Jessica insists on pursuing all-too-human Jake, who's none too bright but "nice.
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By on May 16, 2009
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
Originality: 5
Characters: 4
Writing: 5
Setting: 4
Plot: 5
Passion: 4
Overall: 27/30 90% = A
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First off, I need to address why I ended up reading this book. I was NOT going to read this. I'll address some of these reasons *cough* cover *cough*, *cough* title *cough* later. Until I read Beth Fantaskey's guest blog on Wondrous Reads. This guest post [..] in and I purchased my copy that very afternoon. And please note that if I can help it I do not buy books that I can't purchase in Kindle format. I will wait until it's out on the Kindle before buying the physical book. Not with this book. I HAD to have it. Now, on with my review.

Originality:
I awarded this element of the book a 5 not because it was "truly" 100% original but it's execution was original. I have never read a book where a young male swoops in and insists on wooing a young female into being his beloved for fear that if he fails his family and her family will throw themselves into all out war.

Characters:
Jessica (woot! my name!) is someone that I immediately related to. It's strange though because we are incredibly unalike but that doesn't matter because ultimately she was just an average, teenager blossoming into a young adult and all that entails with that change. She was real. She was also very mature, unwilling to rush into anything with out thinking it through. Her parents were a wacky pair but they too where amazing parents.

Lucius. Now Lucius is a guy that I could fall head over heels for. He's 110% chivarly. His accent (yes!) had me lured in from the get go. He was way too funny at points that I was wiping tears from my eyes. But I did hate him in this book too.
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By on May 31, 2010
Format: Paperback
Jessica is set to finish her Senior Year in her Rural Pennsylvania town with a bang. She's never been popular, but seeks out what she's good at (Math and Horseback riding) and determined to enjoy it. She's had her eye on that sexy Rancher's son, Jake, a few farms over and would love to finally get her first kiss. Then, Lucius Vladescu shows up from Romania declaring that Jessica is in fact the Vampire Princess Antanasia Dragomir his betrothed. The Vladescu and Dragomir Clans have wared for centuries. A tenuis peace has held for the past 20 years because of a promise of an alliance between the two warring clans by the marriage of Antanasia (Jessica) and Lucius after Antanasia's 18th birthday. Jessica wants none of this and is furious that her adoptive parents let Lucius stay in their guest house above the garage and that Lucius is determined to watch her every move and sneer down on her through his arrogance and conceit. All she wants it to compete in the 4H races and win her next Mathlete competition. Now she has some freak who thinks he's a vampire telling her that she dresses poorly and is weak. How did her Senior Year get so complicated?

This book held so much promise. The premise is what captured my attention--it sounded like a little , with , and
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